i want...





to be even smarter
to have bigger eyes
to have nicer eyebrows
to have nicer hair
to be filthy rich
to have big muscles
to get out of NS
to be healthy forever
to live forever as 19 years old
to never age
to jump higher
to slam dunk
to have a 10 inch.....





ruler to keep in my pocket
to have 48 hours a day while everyone still has 24
to have a remote like in click
to be a vampire cos i watched twilight and i tink its cool
to be able to play clair de lune
to be able to shoot like cristiano ronaldo
to be able to shoot like kobe bryant
to be a genius
to be taller until im 1.87
to have a family with a wife that is as happy as my current one
(wow im old im thinking about a wife)


yea we're all growing up
suhaimi: wow i cant believe we're aging by the moment
or something like that

here's a cool story that has no link whatsoever to anything

one day I went into a pub with megan fox (hey its my story i can do anythign i want)
and i saw a very short pianist playing a little piano
he was very good, like better den beethoven
but how often do u see a pianist in a pub (its never btw)
so i went to the drinks dude and said hey do u own this place
den he said : yea why
i said how come u got a pianist there he damn pro sia
he said its a long story man
i say stop being a irritating pussy and just say (army makes u crude)
he say: one day he walking along the beach he saw a lamp he rub it a genie come out and say i grant u one wish
den i said dont be lame
den he say dont believe try for urself and he took out the genie
den i jsut rub for fun and say i wish for a thousand bucks
den a big genie came out and said ur wish shall be granted
den i was like !@#*&^&*@#!^!
and sure enough,
the room
was filled with a thousand ducks
den i said: wth u very funny isit i said thousand bucks right
den the genie dont care me and go back into the lamp
den i ask the owner: hey wtf i asked for thousand bucks why he gimme thousand ducks
den he said: what. u tink i wished for a 12 inch pianist?