points at self in the mirror: pull yourself together! im sure one smile, no not even a smile its like a half smile can make u until like that again after 12 months of cold turkey! are u a man? or are u a big marshmallow wuss!
self in the mirror (rebelliously): at least i didnt smile back
me: that doesnt stop you from being a marshmallow wuss, look you even remember after 10 hours whats wrong with u! u better not tell me u been thinking about it for the last 10 hours!!!
self in the mirror (sheepishly): slinks away